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That's a very eloquent way of putting it. Great quote.

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[Pending] Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451
Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child or a book or a painting or a house or a wall built or a pair of shoes made. Or a garden planted. Something your hand touched some way so your soul has somewhere to go when you die, and when people look at that tree or that flower you planted, you're there.

Allen Downey - Think Python –– 16.6. Glossary
planned development: A development plan that involves high-level insight into the problem and more planning than incremental development or prototype development.

Bill Keating - Get involved.
I love the University of Cincinnati. If you want a degree, go to class. If you want an education, get involved. Also, let no one come to you without leaving better and happier.

austin bumhole - austin bum hole
hi every one i am a turban lover. Austins a bum hole lover. Lucas is a poop head. Brody is a weed smoker. Zach is a scary haunted dickHead. Carson is a skinny tooth pick. Ben suck ballas.

Jomana Kmail - english words
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Yuichi Punpun - Oyasumi Punpun
What do you think are the most important things in life? Money, dreams, sympathy towards others... Yes, they're all important things as well... But the most important thing is responsibility for your own actions.

Griffith - Berserk
It is my perception, that a true friend never relies on another's dream. A person with the potential to be my true friend, must be able to find his reason for life without my help. And, he would have to put his heart and soul into protecting his dream. He would never hesitate to fight for his dream, even against me. For me, a true friend is one who stands equal on those terms.

Shane Koyczan - To This Day
Surrounded by people who used to say that rhyme about sticks and stones. As if broken bones hurt more than the names we got called, and we got called them all. So we grew up believing no one would ever fall in love with us. That we'd be lonely forever. That we'd never meet someone to make us feel like the sun was something they built for us in their tool shed. So broken heart strings bled the blues as we tried to empty ourselves so we would feel nothing.

Frank "The Tank" - Old School
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Randal E. Bryant & David R. O'Hallaron - Computer Systems - A Programmer's Perspective
Up until the 1980s, every computer manufacturer devised its own conventions for how floating-point numbers were represented and the details of the operations performed on them. In addition, they often did not worry too much about the accuracy of the operations, viewing speed and ease of implementation as being more critical than numerical precision.

Anonymous - Life is Crap
Life is crap, there's no debating that. But crap makes an excellent fertilizer. And from that fertilizer a watermelon plant can grow. And eventually, when the watermelon has fully grown, someone can walk by, take the watermelon, eat it, and then crap. Life goes on.

Tom Hanks - Castaway
I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I got to keep breathing. Because tomorrow, the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

Ernest Hemmingway - The Sun Also Rises
Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it? Do you realize you've lived nearly half the time you have to live already?

Allen Downey - Think Python –– 17.10 Debugging
It is legal to add attributes to objects at any point in the execution of a program, but if you are a stickler for type theory, it is a dubious practice to have objects of the same type with different attribute sets. It is usually a good idea to initialize all of an object's attributes in the init method.

Allen Downey - Think Python –– 17.12 Glossary
object-oriented language: A language that provides features, such as user-defined classes and method syntax, that facilitate object-oriented programming.

Allen Downey - Think Python –– 17.5 The init method
The init method (short for "initialization") is a special method that gets invoked when an object is instantiated. It's full name is __init__ (two underscore characters, followed by init, and then two more underscores). It is common for the parameters of __init__ to have the same names as the attributes. The parameters are optional.

Satwant Bhambra - Degenerate
Darian, shut up you degenerate! You suck at Siege, so just leave this party. No one likes you now leave before I get all our friends to block you on Xbox!

Zach Islam - Calcium Carbonate
What's left now on this stomping ground hoping for speck of blood? Millennial aspirations and desires- have they gotten the best of everyone? For in covetous fashion we look to now bury everything we once built. We the people, are the conquerors, the architects of ruin!

Zach Islam - Pathogens
And so, gazing at her, I realized that she's far too young and wrought with beauty to die. Such scarlet lips were dressed in sunshine forever, yet the chemical imbalance had her always asking: "How far are we from the asphalt?" Well if only she knew... if she had loved me I'd have tried to be peroxide on her forearms.

Lena Headey - Being an Actor
I hate being looked at. Can't stand it. I know, I know - I picked the wrong career. I should have been a doctor. If you play certain parts you have this nice face painted on you, and then you have feel as if you have a responsibility to this idea of being beautiful. I hate that about our business.