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Richard Dawkins
The "serious" atheist is just as obsessed with religion as the "serious" religious practitioners they ...

Lol follow your own advice. Ignore the "mean" people, they don't have to do what ...

Alex Hirsch (Gravity Falls)
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[Pending] Sidney Powell - The Hair Dye Press Conference
Thank you Rudy. What we are really dealing with here and uncovering more by the day is the massive influence of communist money through Venezuela, Cuba, and likely China in the interference with our elections here in the United States. The Dominion voting systems, the Smartmatic technology software and the software that goes in other computerized voting systems here in as well, not just Dominion, were created in Venezuela at the direction of Hugo Chavez to make sure he never lost an election.

[Pending] Anthony Hopkins - Meet Joe Black Love Speech -
But love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels, find someone you can love like crazy and will love you the same way back. How do you find him? You forget your head and listen to your heart.

[Pending] Ron Swanson - Snake Juice - Parks and Rec
Hello, my name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it's damn good. You should buy it. You should know my recommendation is essentially a guarantee. Drink this. NOW.

[Pending] Christopher Avery
Taking responsibility - practicing 100 percent responsibility every day - is about seeing ourselves not as right or wrong, but as an agent, chooser, problem solver, and learner in the complex interrelationships of our lives so that we can better integrate with the people and world around us. When we do this, we enjoy a better and more productive way to live and lead.

[Pending] Anonymous - Pagan Prayer
Hail, guardians of the watchtowers of the east! Powers of air, we invoke and call you. Odin, you love the dawn. Star-seeker, whirlwind, rising sun, come. By the air that is her breath, send forth your light. Here and now. Hail, guardians of the watchtowers of the south! Powers of fire, we invoke and call you. Red light of the noon heat, flaming one summer's warm spark of light, come. By the fire that is her spirit, send forth your flame. Here and now.

some dude in class - my friend sucks at ssbu (other POV)
The guy sitting next to me kind of sucks at smash. He's also typing a quote talking about how I suck at smash, so yeah. Dude can't even hit a bing bong bing combo. Thinking I suck, look at you. Haven't touched the game in months.

[Pending] heheboi69420 - My friend sucks at ssbu
My friend is so bad at Smash Bros. He is actually a noob. If you wanna beat me, just get good bro. Like, just stop sucking at the game. It really isn't that hard. Just practice. Get good at combos. And just stop sucking.

[Pending] some dude in class - Boring
Yeah, so I am in class right now and I don't really want to do the assignment. So I am making this quote instead. May this quote find you, chosen one. God bless you.

[Pending] Anonymous - Mojitos
The day I finally realized that external validation was a pathway to depression was one day too late. I took a physical form of validation in a drink the night before. Sadly the mojito was a little more than validation that night. It was shame, it was fear, and it was danger all bundled together with club soda and mint leaves. It was everything I was warned agains. I realized that searching for validation in the lips of strangers was never going to get me anywhere. Anywhere safe. - US history
It is important that students of history explore tribal nuances. Within every continent, there is tremendous diversity. The tribal differences that caused the Apache and Navajo peoples to fight each other are not so different from the reasons Germans fought the French. Recognizing tribal diversity is an important step in understanding the history of America.

Always ask the interviewer about the last person who worked the position you are interviewing for, how long they worked, and why they left. Their answers can be very telling of the work environment.

You ever pull your cardigan closed across your chest with crossed arms and suddenly feel like a sentimental widow stepping out onto her beachfront porch at night, fondly remembering her past lover?

Alex Quackity - Can Any Animal Survive In The Wild?
I feel like anything or anyone can be trained to act a certain way. Like how do they get the Toy Story toys to act? Exactly, you have to train them, you have to show them acting skills and whatnot. It's the same with animals. How do you get them to survive in the wild? You train them. Ask children to start surviving in the wild. So... that's how you do it. That's really interesting to me.

anonymous - High WPM
Chances are that if you are typing this out right now, you are practicing to improve your WPM. Well hate to break it to you, but mindlessly doing typing test doesn't help as much as you might thing. You should go on a website like typing. com to learn each key, so you can start off with the right habits.

Gang of Youths - Achiles Come Down
Achilles Achilles Achilles come down, won't you get up off Get up off the roof? You're scaring us And all of us Some of us love you Achilles, it's not much but there's proof You crazy assed cosmonaut Remember your virtue Redemption lies plainly in truth Just humour us Achilles, Achilles come down Won't you get up off, Get up off the roof Achilles Achilles Achilles come down, won't you Get up off Get up off the roof? The self is not so weightless Nor whole and unbroken.

Anonymous - Just some thoughts
It is said too often that the world needs more teachers than soldiers, love rather than war. I find that untrue. The world needs people who will fight for what's good and right to their dying breath just as much as those who will teach what's good and right. The world needs love, yes, but how can you love if you don't have the freedom to do so first?

Friedrich Nietzsche - The Gay Science
What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.

Jandy Nelson - The Sky is Everywhere
My sister will die over and over again for the rest of my life. Grief is forever. It doesn't go away; it becomes a part of you, step for step, breath for breath. I will never stop grieving Bailey because I will never stop loving her. That's just how it is. Grief and love are conjoined, you don't get one without the other. All I can do is love her, and love the world, emulate her by living with daring and spirit and joy.

Virginia Woolf
What I want to say is I owe all the happiness of my life to you. You have been entirely patient with me and incredibly good. I want to say that - everybody knows it. If anybody could have saved me it would have been you. Everything has gone from me, but the certainty of your goodness. I can't go on spoiling your life any longer. I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been.

Geronimous Anonymous - 5 Stars
I really wanted to get a quote with five stars, but I am not sure whether people rate quotes with a smiley face because they like the ease of typing it or because they like what it is saying.