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[Pending] wyatt - Mickey milkovich after ian took his kid
Alright sh*thead, this is like the two hundredth time I'm calling and you not picking up! I'm starting to get f***ing homicidal. Call me the f*** back, Ian! I'm worried about you. I love you. Call me back.

[Pending] Catullus - Catullus, Carmen 62
As a grapevine untrained, which is born in bare farmland, never lifts itself up, never brings forth a single fruit, but bending its tender body down with weight leaning forward. now finally it touches the top of its tendril to the root, this one no farmers, no young bulls cultivate.

B.W.T. - Unplug
The spirit of comparison is the death to all things that are for you... some of us need to take a break from social media because we compare our reality to someone else's highlights! I'm sure we've all heard this before but let it sink in; I don't know who needs to hear this but you are more than enough and your time is coming. Put your blinders on and only focus on your lane! Stay rooted in the world so the enemy has no way in! Be blessed and remember THIS IS YOUR SEASON!

SwampM0nster - morning
A million fireworks go off in side my brain, the haze of some soon forgotten dream disappears in the loud ocular static, like the skip of the end of an old record player my eyes battle with the the harsh light of reality. I'm awake and I'm late!

Today is the day - Get up
There was a day I woke up and everythings changed. It started it the morning at my first day at school. When I learnt what 1+1 equals, I told everyone, but when I told my uncle he gave me candy, that day was good.

wyatt - Jimmy shameless episode 1 season 1
Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.

Sunset Games - FTL: Faster Than Light
It takes some time, and the virus is slippery, but you eventually confine it to a useless sub-system prison where it frantically begins calculating insults at you. You eject the system from the ship and then silence the little binary criminal with your weapons.

Konami Amusement - jubeat - tutorial
Touch the panels on the screen at the right time in rhythm to the music. This is a Marker. Touch the panels with perfect timing to get a higher score. Bad timing equals bad scores. Touch now. Timing is key. Touch the Marker the instant it starts to close in time to the rhythm of the music.

(It's always sunny in Philadelphia) - Dennis Dislikes Dream Telling
I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.

(It's always sunny in Philadelphia) - Charlie's Resume
Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this position.

George Lucas - Attack of the Clones - Anakin to Padme
I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.

Alex - I May Be A Beautiful Rose
I may be a beautiful rose blooming red for everyone to see. I still, however, do have thorns and they do still hurt. So beware of my many thorns and you shall be safe.

Toby Fox - Undertale: Mettaton EX
Oh, my... if you flipped my switch, that could only mean one thing... you're eager for the premiere of my new body... lucky for you, I've been aching to show this off, so as thanks, I'll make your last living moments... absolutely BEAUTIFUL!

Toby Fox - Undertale: Muffet
I heard a human in a striped shirt would enter the RUINS. I heard they hate spiders. I heard they like to torture them. I heard they like to tear their legs off. I heard... that they're AWFULLY stingy with their money...

Anonymous - Give Me Oil
Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning. Give me oil in my lamp, I pray. Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning. Keep me burning til the break of day.

Anonymous - Love Is...
Love is a very special thing. A smile, a tear, a soft summer rain. It has no beginning, it has no end. But I like it best when its shared with a friend.

Pia Wurtzbach - 2015 Miss Universe
If I were to be Miss Universe I will use my voice to influence the youth. I would raise awareness to certain causes such as HIV awareness which is timely...

Bethesda - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that ambush, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. The Empire was lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell.

C.S. Lewis - Life
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. Because once you realize that what you did happened in the past, you can't go back and try to relive it again so everything can be much better than it was before everything all happened.

Maurice Moss (The IT Crowd) - Fire!
Subject: Fire. "Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of..." No, that's too formal. (deletes) "Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Clarendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."