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a lot of people
I just realised I put in a full stop instead of a comma after 'Sorry', ...

a lot of people
Sorry. but same thing. Good song though.

Smiley Face
This is a terribly written, nonsensical quote that contains MANY errors

Mike Judge
Great quote

a lot of people
As much as I love this song, song lyrics aren't allowed on this site

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[Pending] Genshin Impact - Sweet Madame
Honey-roasted chicken. Tender and sweet, the meat has perfectly fused with the honey, ensuring the only thing left of this dish will be the cleanly-picked bones.

[Pending] Genshin Impact - Outrider's Champion Steak
Amber's specialty. One side is obviously uncooked. The other side gives off a subtle scent of something burnt. Close your eyes and have a big mouthful, Amber will be happy with that.

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[Pending] suithing Coat - Whatever
By rain or by shine: whether the weather is cold, whether the weather is hot, whatever the weather we will weather the weather whether we like it or not.

[Pending] J.A.R.V.I.S - Starboost
"Sub-Orbital Suit designed for off-earth missions. Armor features integrated removable Booster Pack, specialized Maneuvering Thrusters, and heavy gauge Heat Shield." - (Iron Man 3 - JARVIS: A Second Screen Experience) The Mark XXXIX's description in the JARVIS Application.

[Pending] Smiley Face - Smile!D
Smile there ain't you glad your living, think about the giving you can do. Somewhere somebody is waiting, waiting to see your smile. Tell the world that I am coming! I'm glad that I am me!

[Pending] Uma Thurman - Good Advice
I don't have a tidy soundbite for you, because I've learned... I'm not a child, and I've learned that when I've spoken in anger I usually regret the way I express myself. So I've been waiting to feel less angry. And when I'm ready, I'll say what I have to say.

[Pending] Mike Judge - Office Space
It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my butt off, and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else Bob: I have eight different bosses right now. That means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. My only real motivation is to not be hassled! That, and the fear of losing my job. But you know Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

a lot of people - mad world
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take, when people run in circles it's a very very, mad world.

[Pending] Christopher Moore - Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
Finally, this story was set in a dire time, a deadly serious time, and the world of the first-century Jew under the rule of the Romans would not have been one that easily inspired mirth. It's more than a small anachronism that I portray Joshua having and making fun, yet somehow, I like to think that while he carried out his sacred mission, Jesus of Nazareth might have enjoyed a sense of irony and the company of a wisecracking buddy.

[Pending] Christopher Moore - A Dirty Job
Every time a supermodel divorces her rock-star husband, the Beta Male secretly rejoices (or more accurately, feels great waves of unjustified hope), and every time a beautiful movie star marries, the Beta Male experiences a sense of lost opportunity. The entire city of Las Vegas - plastic opulence, treasure for the taking, vulgar towers, and cocktail waitresses with improbable breasts - is built on the self-delusion of the Beta Male.

Christopher Moore - The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
Like many artists, Estelle lived in an atmosphere of chaotic funk, taken by observers to be artistic charm, but in fact no more than a civilized way of dealing with the relative poverty and uncertainty of cannibalizing one's imagination for money.

Rhine-Heart Garcia - Love Quotes
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. There are better people in the world, do not let the worst do the worst to you, you deserve the best in life.

Suzy Kassem
Everybody has a little bit of the sun and moon in them. Everybody has a little bit of man, woman, and animal in them. Darks and lights in them. Everyone is part of a connected cosmic system. Part earth and sea, wind and fire, with some salt and dust swimming in them. We have a universe within ourselves that mimics the universe outside. None of us are just black or white, or never wrong and always right. No one. No one exists without polarities. Everybody has good and bad forces working with them.

Dave Barry
There's nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you finally see what goes on underwater, you realize that you've been missing the whole point of the ocean. Staying on the surface all the time is like going to the circus and staring at the outside of the tent.

Mother of Dogs - The person you always wanted to be
When I was 22 I thought I was getting old. When I was 28 I thought I was too old to do or wear certain things. I was terrified of entering my 30's because that is the first decade where you are no longer considered a young person. But as soon as I reached them, and for every day after, I have felt relieved, and even proud of my age. Do not fear time friends, as David Bowie may or may not have said, getting older is like watching yourself become the person you always wanted to be.

Nick Hornby - Things You Think
Did you know that Dickens invented over 13,000 characters? Thirteen thousand! That's a character a day for the whole of his working life. What have I done today? Dropped the kids off at school, listened to the new National album, played a stupid game on my computer... That's why I'm not Dickens; kids. Dickens's wife would have done the school run. I'm all for feminism, but it's cost me my one shot at immortality.

John Kennedy Toole - A Confederacy of Dunces
Then you must begin a reading program immediately so that you may understand the crises of our age. Begin with the late Romans, including Boethius, of course. Then you should dip rather extensively into early Medieval. You may skip the Renaissance and the Enlightenment. That is mostly dangerous propaganda. Now that I think of it, you had better skip the Romantics and the Victorians, too. For the contemporary period, you should study some selected comic books. I recommend Batman especially...

R.J. Palacio - Wonder
If every person in this room made it a rule that wherever you are, whenever you can, you will try to act a little kinder than is necessary - the world really would be a better place. And if you do this, if you act just a little kinder than is necessary, someone else, somewhere, someday, may recognize in you, in every single one of you, the face of God.

Crowley - Great Plan
I only ever asked questions; that's all it took to be a demon in the old days. Great plan? God, are you listening? Show me a great plan. Okay, I know, you're testing them. You said you'd be testing them. But you shouldn't test them to destruction. Not to the end of the world.

Anonymous
Think of a number between 1 an 10. Got it? Good. Now, multiply it by 9 and then subtract 1. Okay, now add 7. Time to close your eyes... It's dark in here isn't it?