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Was procrastinating on homework for a programming class while testing with this quote, and I ...

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Wtf, I love Benjamin Franklin now.



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[Pending] Orson Welles - Paul Masson "House Party"
I like to cast a party the way I cast a play, with very special people, and the champagne must be equally special. Paul Masson: a premium Californian champagne of impeccable taste. Paul Masson wines taste so good because they're made with such care. Old Paul Masson himself said it nearly a century ago: We will sell no wine before its time.

[Pending] Albert Schweitzer
Just as the wave cannot exist for itself, but is ever a part of the heaving surface of the ocean, so must I never live my life for itself, but always in the experience which is going on around me.

[Pending] Joanna Levesque - Small Things
This city has your fingerprints all over it, and I can't even think about how someday she will too, and I know I'll get over it, cause that's just what I'll do, but what really kills me is everything you got used to, I'm getting good at holding it in, all my emotions, all my feelings, but the more that I fight them, the bigger they seem, what really kills me is all the small things.

[Pending] Kurt Sutter - A True Outlaw- Sons of Anarchy
"A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right. " -John Teller.

[Pending] Rob Thomas - Valuable Lesson in Faith- Veronica Mars
I think we all learned a valuable lesson about faith. You give it to the people you love. But the people who really deserve it are the ones who come through even when you don't love them enough.

[Pending] Logan/Veronica - Epic Love - Veronica Mars
I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic. - Come on. Ruined lives, bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?

[Pending] Keanu Reeves
Every struggle in your life has shaped into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times. If you have been brutally broken but still have the courage to be gentle to other living beings, then you're a badass with the heart of an angel.

[Pending] John Mayer - Just Me Talking
When you do an interview with me, you're talking to a cheap imitation of the person that I really am. There's no magic in my words, it's just me talking.

[Pending] a fellow user - free wpm
Do you want free WPM? Here is it! Just type as fast as you can without any mistakes if you can. Speed does matter but accuracy is also important. I hope you will have a nice day.

Marge Simpson - The Simpsons - The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
I was wrong to have a dream, wrong as usual. I mean, if you're nothing special, why kid yourself? Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low, no one will even care if you succeed. Dinner's in the oven. You want some butter, it's under my face.

[Pending] Rachel Bloom - Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Here's what happened: I was in New York, I ran into Josh, he made me feel warm inside like glitter was exploding inside me, then I moved here. I did not move here because of Josh because that would be crazy and I am not crazy.

[Pending] Terry Pratchett - I Shall Wear Midnight
It is important to know where you come from, because if you don't know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know where you are, then you don't where you're going. And if you don't know where you're going, you're probably going wrong.

Sun Tzu - Art of War
Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment - that which they cannot anticipate.

Google (Assistant) - Hey Google, when's your birthday?
Hey Google, when's your birthday?" "Well, birthdays mark the beginning of something. So maybe my birthday is the day we met, that's something I'd celebrate.

Doctor Who - River Song on Loving The Doctor
God knows where he is right now, but I promise you, he's doing whatever the hell he wants, and not giving a damn about me! And I'm just fine with that! When you love the Doctor, it's like loving the stars themselves! You don't expect a sunset to admire you back! And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, the Doctor is not stupid enough or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me!

I don't know how you guys are doing, but if you are having a bad day then don't feel sad or depressed about it. Do things that makes you relaxed, like talk with your friends, or listen to some music or watch a movie or something else. Just don't be SAD!

The Visual and Data Journalism Team
The Republican president is being challenged by Democratic Party nominee Joe Biden, who is best known as Barack Obama's vice-president but has been in US politics since the 1970s. As election day approaches, polling companies will be trying to gauge the mood of the nation by asking voters which candidate they prefer.

Monty Python - The Universe Song
So remember when you're feeling very small, or insecure: How amazingly unlikely is your birth? And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth!

Charles Brettinger
How to write dramatically... that's a skill that takes time to learn. You see, not everyone can be evasive enough to build suspense. Suspense? Yes, suspense. Pause. Pause. Pause! That's how you build drama!

Lenore Walker - Secrets
As the therapy progressed, Mercedes disclosed that she had recently learned that her husband had secretly rented his own apartment. She was not sure if that was because he was soon planning to move out or whether he needed a place to take a girlfriend. She couldn't decide which was worse.