Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Muslim." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Zainab why she is a Muslim. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My mom is a Muslim, and my dad is a Muslim, so I am a Muslim." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly, "what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, - what would you be then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Zainab, "I'd be an atheist."
Not particularly funny, you could just alter the line about knowing and loving God to not believing there is a god and switch whatever religion (I have seen this with others besides Muslim) with atheist and get the same result. So? (But really, what kind of teacher is prying into a kid's religious beliefs anyway?)
Yeah, I just hate those moron atheists, always using logic and rational thought instead of blind acceptance of words written by fallible men hundreds or thousands of years ago. What dummies.