The reply - Muhammed Aslah

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Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Muslim." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Zainab why she is a Muslim. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My mom is a Muslim, and my dad is a Muslim, so I am a Muslim." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly, "what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, - what would you be then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Zainab, "I'd be an atheist."

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dvorakdan 7 years, 2 months ago
Not particularly funny, you could just alter the line about knowing and loving God to not believing there is a god and switch whatever religion (I have seen this with others besides Muslim) with atheist and get the same result. So? (But really, what kind of teacher is prying into a kid's religious beliefs anyway?)
sanguinius 7 years, 2 months ago
Yeah, I just hate those moron atheists, always using logic and rational thought instead of blind acceptance of words written by fallible men hundreds or thousands of years ago. What dummies.

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