Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

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Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait... wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

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hunterz1200 3 weeks, 5 days ago
I'm like 90% sure that you're not supposed to capitalize words after colons. That's just me, though.
libbymorris 3 years ago
does anyone else think that this was meant to be heard not read?

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