Deep Thoughts - Jack Handy

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If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

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dvorakdan 3 years, 1 month ago
This is Jack Handy. Why does Nihkil put his own name on every quote he submits?

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