Dead Parrot - John Cleese - Monty Python's Flying Circus

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It's not pining it's passed on. This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its Maker. This is a late parrot! It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing out the daisies. It's run down the curtains and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!

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