Quote - George Carlin

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Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you...

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kumagai 1 week, 1 day ago
That's what happens when a being evolves to the point of awareness where it can comprehend its own death. It cracks you open, and you have to fill the hole in your psyche with some form of ordered madness. So whatever gets you through the day and brings you some semblance of meaning, hold on to it.
weiahe 1 month, 1 week ago
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divine_. 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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