John Mulaney

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I am now gross. I am damp all the time. I am damp now and I will be damp later. Like the back of a dolphin, my back. The butt part of my pants is damp a lot. I don't think it's anything serious, but isn't it, though? I'll be in a restaurant and I'll get up and be like, "What did I sit in?" And it was me.

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