When Life Gives You Lemons.... - Cave Johnson

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All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your lemons! What am I supposed to do with these! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna burn your house down!

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vmlm 9 years, 8 months ago
I love the irony in this quote.

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