Last Chance to See - Douglas Adams

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I sat in a spluttering, bleeding heap protesting that I was fine and all I needed was a quiet corner to go and die in and everything would be alright.

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mollohan_hannah 3 days, 4 hours ago
@weesin trust me, I'm only 14 and I feel old or out of place around people in my generation so don't feel bad
weesin 4 days, 3 hours ago
Thanks for explaining @maxlucetyping. I'm old (40) and a bit of a luddite so I often find myself confused on this site when people do things like that.

I'm so old....
maxlucetyping 4 days, 3 hours ago
yeah my keyboard didnt actually break lol. I was joking. If you check the form I wrote something explaining how this form could make improvements because Ive found a lot of issues that someone who wanted to mess up this website could exploit. Going forward I wont keep doing this but I think its important to point out weak points in a website before someone who wants to mess up the experience finds them and exploits them.
maxlucetyping 4 days, 3 hours ago
h̷̡̢̧̢̧̧̧̨̡̧̨̢̧̧̧̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̼̗̺̗͉̦̼͓̮̯̭̮̱̝̰͙̟̭͙̘̞̳̟͓͎̩̗̳̳̗̼͚͎̙͈̯̞̳̫̦͓͉̳͉͓̤͈̟͙͖̳̺̦̮͉̩̞̲͙͕̹̬̙͙̦͇̰̪͎̻̤̮̲̠̰̟̭͙͍̟̞͉̱̤̟͇͍̞̲̱̫̼͍͚̠͈͔̰̺͇͙͍̣͓͉̻͉͚̘͇̥̩̼͉̙̫̣͚̗̬͙̗̝͈̻͔͕̮͎̻͍̫̘̯͖̩͕͕̩͇̞̤̝͔̩͈̤̳̯̺̼̯̘̱̲̼̠̜̹̙̗͙̗͉̙͓̳̝͍̘̣͚͋̇̍͑̽͂̅̔̒̏̓̉̅̈̿͐́̍̊̌̌̂͑̐̽̎̓̈́̃͆͒͌̓͒͛̓̈́̓͂̋̈́͋̃̀́͐̄̀͐̒͆͛̈́̅͗̃̆͂͒͊̄̓̏͒͋̏́̐̽͐̍̈͐́̅̈́̏̽̍́͑̆͆̏̑͊͐̀͑̅̔͊̅̊͊̈̈́̏̆̓̒͗́̈͑̍̀̍͐̅͋͊̅͗̆́̄̎̇̑̈́̀̍̐̑̇̐͋͒̂̊̎̇̉͗̍̈̐̈́̈́͒͋̄̇́̋̓̔̔͂̇͐̓̅̋̊̈́̽̀̉̾̓̌̓͒̆̅̈́̓̀̍͊͑͑̓͛̌̎́̎̅̂̀͒͑̊̾̋̉͗̈́̾̌̄̏̐̄́̉̅͌̀̀̂̇̏͛̒̆̑̋͆͂̇̒͑͒̆̀̋̈́̽̌́̇̊̀̅͐̽́͘̚̚͘̚̚͘̕̚̕̕̚͘̚̚̚͘͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅh̷̡̢̧̢̧̧̧̨̡̧̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̼̗̺̗͉̦̼͓̮̯̭̮̱̝̰͙̟̭͙̘̞̳̟͓͎̩̗̳̳̗̼͚͎̙͈̯̞̳̫̦͓͉̳͉͓̤͈̟͙͖̳̺̦̮͉̩̞̲͙͕̹̬̙͙̦͇̰̪͎̻̤̮̲̠̰̟̭͙͍̟̞͉̱̤̟͇͍̞̲̱̫̼͍͚̠͈͔̰̺͇͙͍̣͓͉̻͉͚̘͇̥̩̼͉̙̫̣͚̗̬͙̗̝͈̻͔͋̇̍͑̽͂̅̔̒̏̓̉̅̈̿͐́̍̊̌̌̂͑̐̽̎̓̈́̃͆͒͌̓͒͛̓̈́̓͂̋̈́͋̃̀́͐̄̀͐̒͆͛̈́̅͗̃̆͂͒͊̄̓̏͒͋̏́̐̽͐̍̈͐́̅̈́̏̽̍́͑̆͆̏̑͊͐̀͑̅̔͊̅̊͊̈̈́̏̆̓̒͗́̈͑̍̀̍͐̅͋͊̅͗̆́̄̎̇̑̈́̀̍̐̑̇̐͋͒̂̊̎̇̉͗̍̈̐̈́̈́͒͋̄̇́̋̓̔̔͂̇͐̓̅̋̊̈́̽̀̉̾̓̌̓͒̆̅̈́̓̀̍͊͑͑̓͛̌̎́̎̅̂̀͒͑̊̾̋̉͗̈́̾̌̄̏̐̄́̉̅͌̀̀̂̇̏͛̒̆̑̋͆͂̇̒͑͒̆̀̋̈́̽̌́̇̊̀̅͐̽́͘̚̚͘̚̚͘̕̚̕̕̚͘̚̚̚͘͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅ
weesin 4 days, 4 hours ago
Thanks for explaining @plex_is_better

I seriously don't understand people on this site. Why would anyone bother to copy/paste such a stupid thing? What purpose does it serve? Who does it benefit?

I understand that anyone can do a copy/paste.....but the question is WHY would someone bother?
plex_is_better 4 days, 4 hours ago
They weren't being serious. It's a copy paste. Anyone can do it lol @weesin
weesin 4 days, 5 hours ago
oh weird....I've never seen something like that happen. Glad you've got it sorted out. Did you have a spare keyboard just kicking around or were you able to fix the one that went squirrelly on you?
maxlucetyping 4 days, 5 hours ago
sorry my keyboard broke
weesin 4 days, 5 hours ago
What's with all the illegible comments? They're all coming from a user that goes by "maxlucetyping". Is this being done on purpose? If so, why???
maxlucetyping 4 days, 5 hours ago
h̷̡̨̨̨̨̢̨̧̨͕̺͖̤͔̫̦̗̜͔̫͍̮̞͔̩͇̱̦̟̖͎̳̜̖͙̳̺̻̱̘̩͎̳͉͈̞̘͔͚̳̺̦̹̺̮̞͕̪͓̜̝̪͎̝͜͝ͅͅḩ̴̧̨̡̧̧̨̧̨̢̡̡̯̰͔̤̬̱̤͓̜̲̙͇̭̦͓̙̫͖͍̤̘̮̭̳̞̳̫̞͓̞̫͓͈̘̦̟̬̻̠̳͈͍̦͕̞̲̯͓̗͖͍̥̟̫̦̙̺̣̹̠̻̳̖͖̼̤̱̣̘̤͈͇̤̘̰̥͈̺̖͉̝̜̖̦̯̱͔̞̀͗͑͛͌̑͋̃̊̽̌̓̀̏̒̉͊͗͐̀̔̓̎͌̔̽͒̽̐̃͑̀͆̔͑̾̓͐̊̀͌͊̑̓̅̂̒͑̀̓̓͑̽̓̃̇͌̀͋̃̒̇́͗̽̔̎͊̓̈́͌̅̕̚̕̕͘̕̚͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅḣ̷̨̢̨̨̨̛̝͍͎͔̠͙̳͈͔͖͎̪̞̜̟̟̙̙̦̼̯̭̝͖̩̺̳̜͙͎̥͇̬̺̥̤̰̬̗̝͒̈́̀̽̿̐́̒̍̈̅̽́͊̎͊̄́̈́̾͋̆͆͗̐͊͆̔̓̈́̂͋̃̊̀̀͐̏̈́̓́̓̔̈́̈́̑͊̎̓̓͋͒͋̿̈́͒͂̑̉͒͋̋͆̈́͆̂͛͗̆͛̾̊̿̔̀̓̌̑̅̈́̓̀́͐̄̊͐́̚͘̚̕͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͠ͅh̵̛̼̗͆̏̓͒̾̀̅͗̔̇͑̀̀̍̆̊͗͑͋͊͊̆͂̈̀̏̀͊̾̌̎̾̇͐̿́͛̐̏̎̈́͗̂̄͆͂̋̏̏̉̇̊̑̈́̓̆̌̇͑̋͛̀̾̔̋̊͛̈́̑͌̋̒͋͒̈́̓́̓̓̎̃̒̕̚͘̚̚̕̚͘̚͘͘͘͠͝͝͝͠͝͠ȟ̴̢̢̢̧̭̱̖͉̜̣̼͉̦̫̭̙̬͕̜̟̦̩͈̖͎̦̺̜̮̓̀͛̑̇̾̈́͂̎͌̍̃̾͗̅̉͆͗͜͜͝͝͝ͅḩ̶̡̧̧̧̨̛̙̖̹̳̳̪̗̠̟͙̪̞̭͔͈̪̣̺̼͎͍̖̝͖̼̰̻̱͎̩̯̟̺̯̩̠̘̮̗̬̰̳̱͙̬̟͔̥̘͉͙̝͕̬̬̗̳͓̗̤̲͕̫̞̬͔͚̲͌̂͑̃͆̐̽̄̒͗̈́́̓̓̀͂̆͊̉̒̑̿̑̉͒̒̌͋̈͑̿̄̃̂̔́́͐̎͗̊̿͜͜͜͠͠ͅh̵̡̨̢̡̧̨̧̨̨̧̧̡̛̛̩̣̫̖̗̭̮̳̟͎̯̖̣̱͎̺͕̥͙̤͈͔͙̘͔̠̺̘̩͙̹̺͈͍̭̰͚̤̠̱̻͔̭͉̬̙̘͍̣̘̣̺̩̫̜͖̮͚̮̺̯̣̻̠͈̣̟̥͙͙̪͕̮͎̣̼͈̗͍̞̥̘͎͚̫̙͖͙͚̬̩̣̀̌̍͆̀̎̒̋͌̑̕ͅͅͅͅͅḩ̸̨̢̨̛̙̠̩̜̰͔̦̩͕͎͕͙̣̰͂̓̒̎̅͂́͒̆̉̌̍͒̀̎̅͗̽̆̈́̌͝͝h̴̛̍̿̎̎̃̿͂̈̊̾̾́̒̀̀͗̓̌̈́̀̑̚͘͝͝
maxlucetyping 4 days, 5 hours ago
h̷̡̨̨̨̨̢̨̧̨͕̺͖̤͔̫̦̗̜͔̫͍̮̞͔̩͇̱̦̟̖͎̳̜̖͙̳̺̻̱̘̩͎̳͉͈̞̘͔͚̳̺̦̹̺̮̞͕̪͓̜̝̪͎̝͜͝ͅͅḩ̴̧̨̡̧̧̨̧̨̢̡̡̯̰͔̤̬̱̤͓̜̲̙͇̭̦͓̙̫͖͍̤̘̮̭̳̞̳̫̞͓̞̫͓͈̘̦̟̬̻̠̳͈͍̦͕̞̲̯͓̗͖͍̥̟̫̦̙̺̣̹̠̻̳̖͖̼̤̱̣̘̤͈͇̤̘̰̥͈̺̖͉̝̜̖̦̯̱͔̞̀͗͑͛͌̑͋̃̊̽̌̓̀̏̒̉͊͗͐̀̔̓̎͌̔̽͒̽̐̃͑̀͆̔͑̾̓͐̊̀͌͊̑̓̅̂̒͑̀̓̓͑̽̓̃̇͌̀͋̃̒̇́͗̽̔̎͊̓̈́͌̅̕̚̕̕͘̕̚͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅḣ̷̨̢̨̨̨̛̝͍͎͔̠͙̳͈͔͖͎̪̞̜̟̟̙̙̦̼̯̭̝͖̩̺̳̜͙͎̥͇̬̺̥̤̰̬̗̝͒̈́̀̽̿̐́̒̍̈̅̽́͊̎͊̄́̈́̾͋̆͆͗̐͊͆̔̓̈́̂͋̃̊̀̀͐̏̈́̓́̓̔̈́̈́̑͊̎̓̓͋͒͋̿̈́͒͂̑̉͒͋̋͆̈́͆̂͛͗̆͛̾̊̿̔̀̓̌̑̅̈́̓̀́͐̄̊͐́̚͘̚̕͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͠ͅh̵̛̼̗͆̏̓͒̾̀̅͗̔̇͑̀̀̍̆̊͗͑͋͊͊̆͂̈̀̏̀͊̾̌̎̾̇͐̿́͛̐̏̎̈́͗̂̄͆͂̋̏̏̉̇̊̑̈́̓̆̌̇͑̋͛̀̾̔̋̊͛̈́̑͌̋̒͋͒̈́̓́̓̓̎̃̒̕̚͘̚̚̕̚͘̚͘͘͘͠͝͝͝͠͝͠ȟ̴̢̢̢̧̭̱̖͉̜̣̼͉̦̫̭̙̬͕̜̟̦̩͈̖͎̦̺̜̮̓̀͛̑̇̾̈́͂̎͌̍̃̾͗̅̉͆͗͜͜͝͝͝ͅḩ̶̡̧̧̧̨̛̙̖̹̳̳̪̗̠̟͙̪̞̭͔͈̪̣̺̼͎͍̖̝͖̼̰̻̱͎̩̯̟̺̯̩̠̘̮̗̬̰̳̱͙̬̟͔̥̘͉͙̝͕̬̬̗̳͓̗̤̲͕̫̞̬͔͚̲͌̂͑̃͆̐̽̄̒͗̈́́̓̓̀͂̆͊̉̒̑̿̑̉͒̒̌͋̈͑̿̄̃̂̔́́͐̎͗̊̿͜͜͜͠͠ͅh̵̡̨̢̡̧̨̧̨̨̧̧̡̛̛̩̣̫̖̗̭̮̳̟͎̯̖̣̱͎̺͕̥͙̤͈͔͙̘͔̠̺̘̩͙̹̺͈͍̭̰͚̤̠̱̻͔̭͉̬̙̘͍̣̘̣̺̩̫̜͖̮͚̮̺̯̣̻̠͈̣̟̥͙͙̪͕̮͎̣̼͈̗͍̞̥̘͎͚̫̙͖͙͚̬̩̣̀̌̍͆̀̎̒̋͌̑̕ͅͅͅͅͅḩ̸̨̢̨̛̙̠̩̜̰͔̦̩͕͎͕͙̣̰͂̓̒̎̅͂́͒̆̉̌̍͒̀̎̅͗̽̆̈́̌͝͝h̴̛̍̿̎̎̃̿͂̈̊̾̾́̒̀̀͗̓̌̈́̀̑̚͘͝͝

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