Sacre Bleu - Christopher Moore

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Although he would not remember it, when Lucien was born, the first thing he saw as he peeked over the edge of the world was Madame Lessard's bunghole. Well that can't be right, he thought. And he thought he might cry for the shock. Then the midwife flipped him over, and the second thing he saw was the blue sky through the skylight. He thought, oh, that's better.

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