Wit's insult - Brandon Sanderson - Oathbringer

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You are less a human being and more a lump of dung with aspirations. If someone took a stick and beat you repeatedly, it could only serve to improve your features. Your face defies description but only because it nauseated all the poets. You are what parents use to frighten children into obedience. I'd tell you to put a sack over your head but think of the poor sack! Theologians use you as proof that God exists because such hideousness can only be intentional.

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