Semicolons - Kurt Vonnegut

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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

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mattman2255 3 years, 7 months ago
I love semicolons! But really just as a copout for when I'm too stupid to come up with anything else. haha
mumma 3 years, 7 months ago
I actually disagree with the quote as well. I'm an avid user of the semicolon. I was amused by the quote and, as always, impressed by Vonnegut's writing style
catrice 3 years, 7 months ago
I disagree; I first started using semicolons at about the same time I learned how to use other forms of punctuation, and I definitely hadn't been to college.
mumma 3 years, 7 months ago
This is the best quote ever. Gotta love Vonnegut

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