The Power of Beans - Mr. Bartholomew Bean

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"Beans, beans, the magical fruit : The more you eat, the more you POOP." Behold, the slogan of the popular laxative brand : Big Beans. Founded by yours truly, Bartholomew Bean, it outpaces Prim Prune by $2 million in sales. It comes in approximately 400 flavors and is extremely easy to implement in meals. If you have constipation, trust Big Beans rather than those disgusting chocolate laxatives. Happy Beaning!

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