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Hey everybody! Just popping in to remind you all that I am selling mixtapes and homemade caramel-coated black licorice on my Facebook. Upon request, I can do custom orders such as framed dust-bunny art and copies of pages from my memoir. Please feel free to contact me at any time and thank you for supporting struggling makers such as myself. Have a great day!

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zizuke 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Dude @mumma is a goldmine. Thank you God up in heaven, the angels, and whatever else will make them angry. I love this.

Watch as I destroy their sense of reality:
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precantop 11 months ago
Actually, at the look of it, this quote is doing dramatically better than any quote submitted by @mumma. It would seem like @mumma just googled "anti-religious quotes" and posted the first things to come up.
precantop 11 months ago
It looks like this quote has good ratings though @mumma, so you're doubly wrong.
Good luck in your online business @mattman2255!
winchester2 11 months ago
hahahaha this is awesome, blaugershnauger owned this mumma person and mumma just keeps admitting ignorance XD
Also, mattman2255, your comments are so funny too
mattman2255 11 months ago
Lol I don't think I'd want to be either one of your prom dates tbh.
mumma 11 months ago
You're right mattman2255. I did respond. I shouldn't have. Dealing with people like blaugershnauger is like staring at a car crash...you know you shouldn't, you know nothing good will come of it. But you just can't help yourself. I need to work on ignoring people like that. I am now officially done with this idiotic conversation
mattman2255 11 months ago
Damnit I said sense instead of since earlier too. GG deleting account and removing all quotes. Moving to the most remote regions of Alaska.
blaugershnauger 11 months ago
I don't answer to you. If you don't want to reply then don't. I am free to do as I wish.
mattman2255 11 months ago
Quickly too. That doesn't seem so done. Normally when I'm done with stuff I move on.
mattman2255 11 months ago
To be fair Mumma you just replied...
mumma 11 months ago
You seem to be confused again. What part of my being done with you was difficult for you to understand?
blaugershnauger 11 months ago
Not everyone is going to explain every comment they make. That is asinine. If you don't know something, look it up. It is not the job of the original poster to educate you.
blaugershnauger 11 months ago
It exists in both forms. The subreddit is called r/woosh in addition.
mumma 11 months ago
I never said it should be in the title of the quote. I only said that people should explain their comments so they can be understood by all. I'm done with you. You don't seem to be able to keep up with this conversation
mumma 11 months ago
And for the record blaugershnauger...the onomatopoeia you're referring to is spelled 'whoosh' not 'woosh'
blaugershnauger 11 months ago
Except the qualifier r/ and the term woosh that is.
You know, context. r/woosh was in the comments by the way. I don't know why you thought it would be in the title of the quote.
mattman2255 11 months ago
I need to stop using the internet while stoned out of my gourd. I managed to completely misunderstand what was going on up until now basically lol. Either way everybody have a nice day XD
mumma 11 months ago
Dude - there was context provided for those quotes I provided....in the title and author fields. There was no context provided with "r/woosh". Calm yourself buddy and learn how to compare apples to apples
mumma 11 months ago
No need to explain @mattman2255. It was blaugershnauger that started the name-calling,not you. Take care.
blaugershnauger 11 months ago
That sounds like an excuse. You exist on the internet, and as I said, you made the conscious decision to be condescending and belittle someone instead of simply googling the term. I am sure you are aware modern slang exists and is widely used. It is stunning that you have never heard the word 'woosh' before. It isn't even slang, it is an onomatopoeia used since the 1800's.
In addition; you have preached that people don't use quotes from songs, movies, books...
You have submitted quotes from the following songs, movies, or books:
The television show Scrubs
The novel Breakfast of Champions
The book Age of Reason
The television show House
The song Closing Time
The song Going to a Town
The book Survivor
The novel Haunted.
The book Palm Sunday
The book Breakfast of Champions

Why are the quotes you pluck from media acceptable, but those that others choose, a "bad idea"?
mattman2255 11 months ago
+Mumma Hey sorry to bother you I also wanted to mention I didn't call you an idiot. I don't think you are one. lol okay rant over, again you have a good one brother. I hope you find everything in life that you need! :)
mattman2255 11 months ago
oops I said know instead of no. I guess I am an idiot
mattman2255 11 months ago
Wow so I just saw the other comments after explaining mine. This folks is the internet. Perfect example right here that everybody wants to be hostile behind a keyboard. @Mumma + @blaugershnauger I hope you guys have a fantastic life. I mean you know harm.
mattman2255 11 months ago
@Mumma I'd be glad to friend. So this quote is bad on purpose. I wrote the dumbest thing I could come up with in a few seconds just for some fun. I didn't figure it would do very well. When I made the original comment I was being sarcastic. So I knew that people didn't like it and meant to downvote. Woosh is an English internet term that refers to someone not getting a joke. it is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the joke flying over your head. Specifically it refers to an English figurative saying: "The joke went over your head" which means you didn't understand the joke. Reddit is a website that functions kind of like a pin-board with different sub-reddits that are pages which encompass certain topics. These are denoted by an r/ in front of the title of the page. R/Woosh is a subreddit where users post screenshots of people not getting jokes. I hope this makes sense I'm a bad writer.
mumma 11 months ago
Or maybe the idiot is the person who uses a term like r/woosh that a small, reddit-using portion of the population would know. When using a public site used by people of all backgrounds, ages, genders and ethnicities, I think it behooves us all to communicate using common terms that would be understood by all. For example, it's not a good idea to reference (without explanation) quotes from songs, movies and books etc as only people who are familiar with those songs, movies and books could possibly understand what you're talking about. In short, use language that can be understood by everyone, not a small subset of the population
blaugershnauger 11 months ago
It means you missed the joke. The comment went over your head. It refers to the subreddit on Reddit r/woosh. A simple google search would have told you this. I find it telling that instead you decided to belittle this individual further. The great irony in this situation is that due to your hubris, mattman22255 is not the idiot; you are.
mumma 11 months ago
Sorry @mattman2255 but I speak English so I'm not sure what "r/woosh" means. Feel free to elaborate (in English please)
mattman2255 11 months ago
r/woosh @mumma
mumma 11 months ago
I don't think so @mattman2255. Your quote was less-than-average and that's why it's receiving less-than-average ratings. Post a better quote and you'll get better ratings
mattman2255 11 months ago
I think you guys hit the wrong voting option...

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