Dinner Party - Michael Scott

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When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want kids and I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn't wanna have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap snip snap snip snap. I did. You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with kids.

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