The Simpsons - Matt Groening

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Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this, to protect you from yourselves! Now if you don't mind, I have a city to run.

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violence_rage_momentum 2 months, 1 week ago
kirokyo 5 months ago
Just to be clear, this is a quote from the show. Episode "Sideshow Bob Roberts" from Season 6 of the Simpsons when Sideshow Bob was speaking at the court.

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