The Princess Bride - Westley

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I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon... To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose... The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right... Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish.

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slowtyper237 2 months, 3 weeks ago
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

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