Why Vimes Doesn't Play Chess - "Thud" by Terry Pratchett

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It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got to him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks round, the whole board could've been a republic in a dozen moves.

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bkliberty 2 months, 3 weeks ago
You could play a totally different game with chess...If only your friends agree.

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