Dervish Ice Cream - Anonymous

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Everyone loves pancakes. Just like everyone needs gas money. Monkeys only climb trees when the weather is just right. If it's raining, the cucumbers stay inside and continue their hibernation. Now and again protons and neutrons invade the Earth and attempt to destroy the human race with racist jokes and uncontrollable bowel movements. Obviously they haven't succeeded because the emperor is a panda. All hail the Swiss!

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afbwelter 10 years, 11 months ago
Random, but I like it. Nice quote.

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