Deteriorata - National Lampoon

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Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you. That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan. And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

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