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This is literally describes the 1978 Superman movie. LOL.

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If you kick everyone down on the way up, then sure.

I hope you're referring to a satirical presidential candidate called "Deez Nuts" and not the ...



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You're my favorite parasite... No wait, ring worm is my favorite parasite; you're my second favorite parasite. I lied... Ringworm, then rats with The Plague, then you.

Kazuya Mishima and Script - Tekken 7 - お父さん...
I remember receiving my first letter from my son a few years back. Scribbled on it, were the words: "I love you." I was so happy I cried. At the time, I believed that love was all that anyone needed. For some years now, I've been investigating a certain father and son, and I managed to get ahold of the first letter the boy wrote to his father. It said: "Father, one day I will tear you to pieces."

The Book of Mormon - Ether 12:4
Wherefore, who so believeth in God might with surety hope for a better world, yea, even a place at the right had of God, which hope cometh of faith, maketh an anchor to the souls of men, which would make them sure and steadfast, always abounding in good works, being led to glorify God.

sub2prestonhammen - Changing to a New typing app
I was doing typing club and my average on that was 90 but when I switched to this its 50 wpm on this! Because In typing club I wouldn't have to click backspace when i made an error i could just fix it by pressing the letter i screwed up on.

Joseph - Life
Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than just living and dying. You can never truly live until you accept that you will die. Life is something that was made to be shared with others.

probability - Thoughts
Have you ever been sitting there, thinking about something or someone? And then you think of a sick or lost one. It can even be a pet. You can feel the wave of sadness hitting you like a bullet. It's so random, but it has happened.

Nobody - Test
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly too. Brushing one's teeth is worth doing, and probably worth doing well, but brushing one's teeth poorly is far better than not brushing them at all. The point is: doing something, even poorly, is better than not doing it. It's better to try your best and scrape by than to fail, or worse, give up.

jgarcia - CopyCat-Ladybug and CatNoir
What? What did you expect me to say? "Hey, hot stuff, this is Marinette. I'd ask you on a date to a movie, but I've got such a crazy crush on you that the only way I can talk to you without foaming at the mouth is over this stupid phone." Pretty ridiculous right?

Hunky Ducky - Skyfall
I've only watched one James Bond movie, Skyfall to be exact. I must say that the movie offers no dialogue that holds substance because most of the film is all action scenes. Big things go boom, unnecessary parkour, and a blue eyed suave man. What made the movie exciting though was Adele. She sang Skyfall with such power and grace, it almost made me forget about the entire movie. That James Bond film would've been a cinematic masterpiece if Halle Berry was Mr. Bond instead.

Thomas Hardy - Tess of the D'Ubervilles
I don't know about ghosts, but I do know that our souls can be made to go outside our bodies when we are alive. A very easy way to feel 'em go is to lie on the grass at night and look straight up at some big bright star; and, by fixing your mind upon it, you will soon find that you are hundreds and hundreds of miles away from your body, which you don't seem to want at all.

Maire Lu - Kenettran Folk Tales (The Young Elites)
Once upon a time, a prince fell madly in love with a demon from the Underworld. When she disappeared back into the sea, he ached so much for her that he walked into the ocean and never returned.

Marie Lu - The Dagger Society Initiation Pledge (The Young Elites)
I hereby pledge to serve the Dagger Society, to stike fear into the hearts of those who rule Kenettra, to take by death what belongs to us, and to make the power of our Elites known to every man, woman, and chlid. Should I break my vow, let the dagger take from me what I took from the dagger.

Marie Lu - Letter from Amendar of Orange (The Young Elites)
I joined the Spring Moons festivites for the first time, and it was if I had come into a strange land. The people have transformed into visions of faeries and ghouls. I cannot decide if I want to stay or leave.

Most people never use caps lock, because CAPS LOCK IS VERY LOUD, AND WHEN TYPING MANY PEOPLE PREFER IT TO BE calm, and collected. Caps lock is a TOOL THAT many people don't USE. And as ANNOYING as it is, you need to USE CAPS LOCK some more.

Nick Bwalley - Keyboard Warrior
Don't type until you can get it all right. Type until you can't get it wrong under any circumstance. Remember that as long as you look at the keyboard while typing, your speed will always be limited and you will never achieve speeds which other touch typists out here are capable to attain.

Nathaniel Hawthorne - Old Salem
In some months of the year, however, there often chances a forenoon when affairs move onward with a livelier tread. Such occasions might remind the elderly citizen of that period before the last war with England, when Salem was a port by itself; not scorned, as she is now, by her own merchants and ship-owners, who permit her wharves to crumble to ruin, while their ventures go to swell, needlessly and imperceptibly, the mighty flood of commerce at New York or Boston.

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Friendly reminder that this is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. The quotes don't fucking love you. The quotes can't fucking love you. The quotes don't KNOW you. You can type the quotes but they can't fucking love you.

cheese_lover - Cheese is so good!
I love cheese! It's so creamy, delicious, and oh so tasty! I want my own cheesemaker at home. Where can I find a bathtub size amount of cheese? I want to bathe in cheese. I want to make a house out of cheese. When I get hungry I can eat the walls!

Andrew McCarthy - Pretty In Pink
You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? Stef? That's it, Stef. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right.