Kurzgesagt
- Optimistic Nihilism
Close your eyes. Count to one. That's how long forever feels. And as far as we know, in the end, the universe itself will die and nothing will ever change again.
The Underminer
- The Incredibles
Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war against peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me!
Dominick Cobb
- Inception
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
Portal 2
- GLaDOS
He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility!
Genji Shimada
- Dragons
I have accepted what I am, and I have forgiven you. Now, you must forgive yourself. The world is changing once again, Hanzo, and it's time to pick a side.
Opening Narration
- The Binding of Isaac
Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above.
The Prophet of Truth
- Halo 3
How could I have known the Parasite would follow? Undoubtedly, this is the Heretics' doing! A final, bitter curse, clear evidence of treachery long hidden.
The Heavy
- Team Fortress 2
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.
