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Anonymous - Movie Theater Etiquette
When you walk in you will instantly have begun being inspected by the staff at the ticket counter. They scour every inch of your body with their scrutinizing eyes looking for even a hint of outside food or drink pressent on your being. If you make it to the counter do not make eye contact. Since that will raise their suspicion prompting a sudden strip search, but if you somehow manage to escape the front desk you will have been one of the few to smuggle outside food or drink into a theater.