Jack Handey

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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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inkyjinx99 1 year, 2 months ago
I, for lack of a better word, absolutely love this. It's pure gold. There has never been a more literal definition of a rare treasure than this.
keynasty 1 year, 7 months ago
Well, if I have any trouble spelling ‘beautiful’ before, I definitely do not now.

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