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This quote is from a friend who lived in communist Germany. She cries when she …

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Haemin Sunim
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Moira Rose - Schitts Creek
My great grandmother took it from her husband when she left him, and it has been passed down through all the women in my family as emergency currency in case we need to leave our husbands in the middle of the night.

Moira Rose - Schitts Creek
I made an obligatory appearance at the service, and his hysterical girlfriend cornered me into saying a few words. I didn't have a thought in my head, so I just stood up and sang "Danny Boy." Not a dry eye in the house.

George Salazar - Be More Chill
I started asking around, and finally, this guy I play Warcraft with told me about how his brother went from a straight D student to a freshman at Harvard. Do you know where he is now? He's in a mental hospital. Totally lost it. Think, man! We're talking an insanely powerful supercomputer. Do you think it's primary focus is to get you laid? Who made them? How did they end up in a high school? In New Jersey?