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The Office - 9,986,000 Minutes
You hit me with your car. You helped me get off drugs. I watch you when you sleep. I forgive you for kissing me! Remember to call. Text or call or email.

Michael Scott - Goodbye Toby
It was early morning yesterday, I was up before the dawn. And I really have enjoyed my stay, Toby must be moving on. Goodbye Toby, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise!

Spongebob and Mr. Krabs - Greasy Spoon
This grill is not a home! This is not the stove I know! I would trade it all away if you come back to stay. This kitchen's not the same without you. It's just a greasy spoon without you.

Frank - My Way
There were times, I thought you knew, when I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. The record shows I took the blows and did it my way.

I Pray For You
I pray your brakes go out running down a hill. I pray a flower pot falls from a windowsill and knocks you in the head like I'd like to. I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls. I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls. I pray all your dreams never come true. Just know wherever you are, Honey, I pray for you.

Burning House - Cam
I've been sleepwalking, been wandering all night trying to take what's lost and broke and make it right. I've been sleepwalking too close to the fire, but it's the only place where I can hold you tight.

Jewel - Dreams Last
I saw a movie, but it just wasn't the same because it was happy and I was sad. It made me miss you so bad because dreams last so long, even after you're gone. I know that you love me and soon you will see; you were meant for me and I was meant for you.

Taylor - Death By A Thousand Cuts
Saying "goodbye" is death by a thousand cuts, flashbacks waking me up. I get drunk, but it's not enough because the morning comes and you're not my baby.

Grey's Anatomy - Pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me
It's simple. Her or me. And I'm sure she's really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big - pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window - unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me. Choose me. Love me.

Taylor Swift
You call me up again just to break me like a promise! So casually cruel in the name of being honest. I'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here 'cause I remember it all too well.