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Quote by Rosetta Ross (but typer was Cheyenne Komma)
tf is this quote

Gunnar Hobbs
I am pretty sure some things are impossible.

Capt. Hook
Uwo tree

Parth
Yes, this is the shortest quote on site.

Parth
Is this the shortest quote on this site...?

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Suites - Jack Story
Louis, have you ever heard of a jack story? A man gets a flat tire on a country road. He sees a house in the distance. He walks up to the house, and along the way, he starts thinking, "What if they don't have a jack? What if they have a jack, but they want to charge me for it, and if they do, how much would they charge? $100, $200, $1,000? That's bullshit." So by the time the man gets to the house, rings the doorbell, and they answer the door, he tells them, "Keep your jack!"