David Jacoby
- Spiritual Jokes
Give God what's right - not what's left. * "Pray" is a four-letter word you can say anywhere - except in public schools. * A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. * He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. * To be almost saved is to be totally lost. * In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period. * Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
Alyheta
- A Tutor who tooted the flute!
Te ti ta to. Te ti ta to. A tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor " Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
