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You. Yes, you. Go get some sleep.

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Will Ferrell
All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny, is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plow straight ahead.

Michael Cera
I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone... just like everybody else.

Mike Tyson
I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it's egotistical, but I have it in me. I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls.