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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Mark Lawrence - "Nuns" Red Sister
It is important, when killing a nun, to ensure that you bring an army of sufficient size. For Sister Thorn of the Sweet Mercy Convent Lano Tacsis brought two hundred men.

Mark Lawrence - "Lies" Red Sister
To call something a lie, child, is an unhelpful characterization. Words are steps along a path: the important thing is to get where you're going. You can play by all manner of rules, but you'll get there quicker if you pick the most certain route.