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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Toby Fox - Undertale
Heya. You look frustrated about something. Guess I'm pretty good at my job, huh? It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you... Should be burning in hell.