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Stan Berkowitz and Darwyn Cooke
bro, PROOF READ

Unknown
LOL that funny

kjjjjjjj
Did you forget to edit out the last sentence lmao

Fuller
*possession* should be the word. a type error.

Fred Maia
se você tivesse acreditado na minha brincadeira de dizer verdades, teria ouvidoo verdades que teimo …

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Ethan Wu - The Ugliness of Beautiful
Why do people have to use the word 'beautiful' in quotes (also I promise not to use it anymore throughout the rest of this quote)? It's literally the most frustrating word to type because you have to stop typing the vowels with your left hand and then you have to press the 'u' key with your right hand, disrupting the flow of the word! I hate it so much! UGH! Same is with the word 'because' due to putting the 'u' in the middle of the word!

Ethan Wu - Alcoholism
My father was abusive. He was drunk every single night, and the amount of beers he had correlated to the amount of bruises I had to show. He used to say, in his more humorous sober state: "I only drink beer three days a week. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow." It was then that I realized the extent of his alcoholism.

Ethan Wu - New Year
Guess what? 2019 is coming, and it's coming fast. I've one question for each and every one of you that is typing this: what is your typing resolution? Mine is to reach 150 WPM. Have a happy rest of holiday break.

Ethan Wu - Short and Easy
Easy quotes are not hard to make. Nor are short ones. But it is a bit hard to make both. So I tried, using as little big words as I could. Here is my attempt.

Ethan Wu - Life is Like a Box of Chocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates. Eventually you will have to eat the toothpaste-flavored ones. You can choose to eat the good ones first, or the bad ones. It is up to you.

Ethan Wu - Don't Skip the Long Quotes
Alright, before I get started: please don't dislike this quote due to its length or the amount of punctuation in it. Long quotes, even though they might not look as flashy as long quotes, help you more. Trust me. So when I say, "Never skip long quotes; these quotes - they are the best thing for you," I mean it. I mean it! Never skip the long quotes: they are the best? Yes, they are.

Ethan Wu - Why do we Love Short Quotes?
You know it. I know it. When you see a short quote, it makes everything so much easier. But why? Simply because of consistency. Longer quotes, with more punctuation require more focus. No one likes that.