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Ethan Leapley - Salmon
Some say the salmon is the fish of the ocean. Some say it is not the fish of the ocean. Either way, salmon is pretty good sometimes. Bears can eat the salmon. Salmons can eat the bears, too. Perhaps the salmon are conscious and aware of humans. They certainly are of bears. Maybe one day I can become a salmon.