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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Ethan Layman - The Smell of Sunshine
Sunshine smells like a vivid day who is watching the TV whilst eating sandwiches made of cookies and milk that comes fresh from a cow's udder. Little did you know that the cow has Mad Salmon Disease and is going to make you sick when you drink milk.

Ethan Layman - Quotes
Sometimes, when I try to add a quote to keyhero, I look for quotes with simple words that would be easy to type. When I can't find one, I make my own quote, because I will be famous someday anyway.