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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
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Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Nate patterson - HOW?
One of the hardest things to do in my opinion is typing with a mechanical keyboard, it's easier to type fast with it, but trying to type the correct words because of how sensitive the keys are, I'm probably going to get one, but mainly because I like to play games and mech keyboards look cool.

michael scott - Michael Scott Paper Co.
" 'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.' - Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott, Ensure the quote has a least 150 characters. Ensure the quote has a least 150 characters.

Nate patterson - shrek the first
"This is worse than Love Letters! I hate dinner theatre." "Me Too!" Pinocchio's nose grows as he is caught in the lie. Whoa there, Chauncey! He dismounts and sets his hobby horse on the ground. He strikes a dramatic pose. A Princess leans from a tower window.