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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor - Welcome to Night Vale: Episode 1 "Pilot"
A friendly desert community, where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.

Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor - Welcome to Night Vale: Episode 1 "Pilot"
The City Council announces the opening of a new Dog Park at the corner of Earl and Summerset, near the Ralphs. They would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the Dog Park. People are not allowed in the Dog Park. It is possible you will see hooded figures in the Dog Park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the Dog Park.