Hannah G
- Happiness
When I was small and young, I used to be happy. My parents would help me in life and I would get along fine. I always had everything I needed. However, this all changed. Life is not a happy time, it is hard and stressful. But the hardest thing about life is making it happy for you and your loved ones.
Michael McIntyre
- 5 spice...
Have you ever been out of the cupboard paprika? I fell out once. They just put me back in the wrong way round. Who are you on the end? My name is 5 spice. I am not one spice, I am 5 spice. I am five times as good as all of you! But have you ever been out of the cupboard? No. Excuse me, sorry to interrupt, but the fact is, I have been in this cupboard longer than all of you put together. Sorry, who are you? John West, tuna, nice to meet you.
Hannah G
- Not scared of Death
I am not scared of death. It is not something to be scared of. This is my theory: if there is life after death, then I will travel there and explore it, like I have done in this world. However, if there is no life after death, then I will know no better, because I will be dead. The people who care for me will mourn, but I hope they will mourn for the good things that I have done, because else my time on Earth has been wasted.
