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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
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Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Unknown - Donut Shop
Well, I walked around the corner. And I walked around the block. And I walked right into the donut shop. And I picked up a donut. And I wiped off the grease. And I handed the lady my five cent piece. While she looked at the nickle and she looked at me. And she said, "Kind sir, as you can plainly see, there's a hole in the nickle and it goes right through." And I said, " There's a hole in the donut too. Thanks for the donut! So long!"

Heather R - Tiffany The Professional
Once upon a time, Tiffany obtained a job. An amazing job at an office. It was all she ever wanted. However, Tiffany wanted to improve her typing skills. So, to my good friend Tiffany, have fun typing this one out!