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Person
well, I don't know why you wrote your quote but, it doesn't have to be …

Cadence Owens
learn about the welfare system, this quote is dumb and ineffectual.

Chickendub
what is the spelling in this quote omg

Ujjwal
I don't have that on my keyboard...

National Alliance
Just the phrase "unvarying climate of the tropics" shows how colossally ignorant the speaker is.

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Pam Beesly - Acceptance Speech
I have so many people to thank for this award. Okay, first off, my keds, because I couldn't have done this without them. Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for emceeing tonight, because this is a lot harder than it looks. And because of Dwight too. So, finally, I wanna thank God, because God gave me this Dundie and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

Michael Scott - 45 day plan
Ok. Alright. We are gonna - we're gonna go out there during this break and we are gonna come back with a plan. We're gonna come back with a plan for you. It's a 45 day plan. 45 days to get us back on track. 45 points. It's a 45 day - 45 point. One point per day. We get the 45 points we are back in business.