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Ronald "Mac" McDonald - Science is a liar, sometimes
No matter, I'm righteous. I'm not gonna stand here and present some egghead scientific argument based on fact. I'm just a regular dude. I like to drink beer, you know? I love my family. Rock, flag, and eagle - right, Charlie?

Freddie Mercury - Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah. Two hundred degrees. That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit. I'm travelling at the speed of light. I wanna make a supersonic man out of you!

Dr. Evil - Dr. Evil's Interview
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat - an actor, dancer...