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This quote is from a friend who lived in communist Germany. She cries when she …

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wut m8?

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Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire.

Dominic Toretto - The Fast and the Furious
You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car. Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me? Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.