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D’rorah
This quote is from a friend who lived in communist Germany. She cries when she …

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wut m8?

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I now deem this quote a SERVRE problem!!

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Unknown - Unknown
Big frogs in the pond. It was not long before the pond was full of frogs and then one by one they all died. It was too late there were to many dead frogs in the pond.

Anonymous - The Perfect Butt
I was walking back to my dorm room after my afternoon class and I passed a woman, I looked back (as one does) and was blown away. She wasn't really wearing anything special but the way her off white-semi-ripped jeans embraced her delightfully round bottom made me stare. I wanted to reach out and feel the sweetness of her body, touch her all over, especially on her bottom. But, I had a paper to write so I kept walking, drooling over what I had just witnessed.

Anonymous - My Feelings
Well, I'm in college now and I don't know what to think. All I know is that I am not having a good time. I don't like any of my classes, and quite frankly I am bored and kind of miserable. I don't know if this is how everyone feels in college or if it's just at this college. And that's the thing, this is a very good college, but I don't like it. Anyways, I am rambling now. I hope you have a nice day.

J.R.R. Tolkein
A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.