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Jefferson Davis
hola!

Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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My Dad - My Dad
One day, one day you will be a part of this family. All it takes is five hundred gallons of water. The problem is, when you become part of this family, you will have to drink about nine gallons of water every minute. Waking up to twenty gallons of water is ideal, it means you pee less.