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Henry Rollins
You. Yes, you. Go get some sleep.

Jessica Nite
Bro, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE take a break every once in a while. If your wrist …

Albert Einstein
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Alexia Orozco
De acuerdo.

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Dave Chapelle
I don't understand all the choices that people make. But I do understand that life is hard, and that those types do not disqualify you from a life with dignity and happiness and safety in it.

David
For eons, Earth's climate swung from hothouse to ice age. Explosions of life, then mass extinctions. But twelve thousand years ago the swings stopped. The Holocene Epoch began - a period of anomalous tranquility. The rise of civilization began only then.

Manny - Swiss Army Man
Yeah. Like maybe your brain invented me to distract you from the fact that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking, and your mouth will stop chewing, and your blood will stop pumping... and then you're gonna shit yourself.

Manny - Swiss Army Man
I can't help it. This is a thought, and this is a thought, and this is a thought, thought, thought, thought. These are all thoughts, and sometimes thoughts become other thoughts. Thoughts like, if my best friend keeps his farts from me, what else is he hiding from me? And why does that thought make me feel so alone?

Ken Kaneki - Tokyo Ghoul:re
Hey don't you remember? I used to get hit for asking for silly things. I loved my mom. I was happy back then. The flower garden in the basement. I didn't think I'd meet the grim reaper. Now I can end up just like mom. Like an insect. But I didn't die.

Morgan Freeman
Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.

Stephen Hawking
My advice to other disabled people would be, concentrate on things your disability doesn't prevent you doing well, and don't regret the things it interferes with. Don't be disabled in spirit as well as physically.

Stephen Hawking
While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behaviour because there are far too many equations to solve. I'm no better than anyone else at understanding what makes people tick, particularly women.