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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
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Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Aiden - Time Management
When you pay attention to something you don't necessarily care about, it's not an exaggeration to say that you're paying with your life. Guess that means I'll have to finish Breaking Bad tomorrow; my homework looks a little more urgent right now.