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sam234 - the great booger
Once upon a time, there was 3 little pigs living in a brick house all there lives. (Well..., almost. The big bad wolf blew down there old ones.) They were vey smart having outsmarted a wolf before. They were very proud and one day they were so proud they didn't even notice a booger eat them. They lived happily ever after.

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Q: A bus driver is going down a one way street the wrong way. A police man comes going down the road the right way. The bus driver waves to the police man. The policeman waved back. Why didn't he warn the bus driver? A: The bus driver was walking.

dsfasdfasdf - stop motion
If you ever wonder what a stop motion is it's a lot of pictures played really fast so it's a video. It's cool because you can make Lego walk and drive and stuff. (I really recommend you look it up on YouTube.) Play mobile works too but their legs don't move. You are also able to hook a thing up to your camera so that it takes a picture once every minute or so, and you let it run a couple days so you can make an orange appear to mold in seconds. I think you should try some too.

asasas - sa
Run spot run. Spot runs. Billy sees spot run. Run spot run. Spot runs. Billy sees spot run. Run spot run. Spot runs. Billy sees spot run. Run spot run. Spot runs. Billy sees spot run.

adsfjaskldf - sdf
Rriinngg!! The door bell rang and Bluepatch, an 11 year old boy, put down the project he was working on, a high tech robot named Sputnik 5, and walked out his workshop to the front door. Outside stood three men, "Hi, my name is Hitsnuff and these are my two companions, Snucktabuck and Phytotankton, and we are wondering by any chance if we could buy that robot you call Sputnik 5, it would be deeply appreciated for use in World War 3." said the leader. The end is a mystery.

sam234 - typing test 3
In the 2 other times I talked about typing test, I didn't tell about the other games. But now I will: there is key man were you control packman and key elephant were you get rated out of ten and there is type(r)(n)(o)(I)(d) were I don't know because I never played it, and by the way, if you play it, leave a comment in the comments.

sam234 - sdrfd2
This typing test website I was talking about last time is fun because of this awesome game they call typing galaxy. You are flying up and trying to dodge aliens and shoot missiles.

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If you are ever bored of this key hero program and you want to play typing games then I recommend to you Typing test com where you can type and play typing games, so check it out right now!

sam234 - joe
Hi, my name is a Joe Burger and I am really fat. I am so fat that they sent me to Jupiter, cause that is the only planet I fit on. They also gave me a 50 year food supply that only lasted me about 50 seconds.

samw234 - hme row
Sad fad lad sad dad lad sad ; sad fad sad fad lad fad lad sad lad fad lad sad; sad lad fad ; lad; sad dad sad dad sad mad; sad mad Sam sad dad sad dad sad dad.

samw34 - sa
If you are happy and you know it and you really want to show it if your happy and you know it slap your face, oh yah I need to be fat face and I need more letters and hi to who reads this.