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Oh! With your deep, vast heart and power; no matter how it feels like.

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With your vast heart or even your power; no matter how it feels like.

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This is why giving leads you to kindness.

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Michael Scott - Worst Birthday
When I was sixteen, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with, so she went out with him, on my birthday. And - she got him a cake - at the restaurant. And it wasn't even his birthday, but I heard about it the next day in school. So... That was the worst birthday I think I ever had.

Michael Scott - Shotgun
The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout "shotgun" when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game's played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.