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Jim Rohn
"It's a skill issue."

Shakespeare
I remember reading this in grade 11 lol, Macbeth is one of the few Shakespeare …

Joel Hawes
Whoa, my first 170 wpm quote!

r/ShowerThoughts
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Indrajit Roy Choudhury (original)
Did he think the anger was coming from someone else? How would that make any …

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Stewie Griffin - Squiggly Line
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.

Annon - Beating your high score
If you want to beat your highest score, then this is the quote for you. As I will not include any "quotations" or exclamation marks! Can I even go as far as not including any question marks? I'll even not include any numbers, like 1, 2 or 3. How did you go? Did you beat it?

Family Guy - Family Guy
It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and s*x on TV, but where are those good old-fashioned values... On which we used to rely?! Lucky there's a family guy! Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us... laugh and cry. He's our family guy.

Annon - Addictive Typing
Typing is addictive, when you type and get a great score all you want to do is beat it. Even though you know that it was an easy quote to type, you still come back time after time to beat your score. I hope this quote is easy enough so you can beat your high score.