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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Stuart Potter - #TISML (This is still my life)
Ahh. What a beautiful day it is today. Sunshine and no clouds in sight. I can't believe it's so warm here. Sometimes, I wish for snow and it comes. Sometimes, I wish for warmth and it comes. My life is perfect. As I sit down by the beach, I think about what my life has been. Time to figure out what to do next.

Stuart Potter - Don't Do It Again!
This is what happens when you have children: I came home from work and then my son, who was 7 years old, had thrown everything in the family room around. I was so mad at him I wanted to make him sleep outside. But I settled down and told him to clean it up and don't do it again. Then I went upstairs to watch some TV. Don't be mean to children!

Stuart Potter - Happiness
Happiness. The emotion you feel when something good happens. If you are unhappy, get something to cheer you up! Visit a friend's house! Get ice cream! Do something AWESOME! Go on an adventure! Roleplay with your friends! Play a game! Board or video! Get a new cute little kitten or puppy! But, if you can't do any of these then just sit down, relax and think about your next day.

Stuart Potter - #TIML (This is my life)
So yesterday, I walked into Dunkin' Donuts and guess what I saw? I saw a DONUT. I was like WTF?? Why do you have a DONUT here in DUNKIN' DONUTS???? And the cashier said, "Because we are a DONUT STORE you DUMBA**!" And I walked out sadly.