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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
*if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0)

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Every title and author ever - Every typist ignores me
Some people wonder if typists actually pay attention to the content that they are typing. Well, one thing I am certain about is that most don't even bother to look at the title and the poor author of the quote they type.

TannyBoy - You know you are suck at typing when ... #1
You know you suck at typing when you try to hit the Escape button to avoid a tough quote but you can't even get it right. Instead, you hit the F1 button and a new tab of Google Chrome Help appears on the screen. Now you have to close it first.

Jurgen Klopp - Competing with Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga
We have a bow and arrow and if we aim well, we can hit the target. The problem is that Bayern has a bazooka. The probability that they will hit the target is clearly higher. But then Robin Hood was apparently quite successful.